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Trump’s Space Force Laser Guns Will Go “Pee! Pee!” Instead of “Pew! Pew!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has changed his mind, and instead of going "pew pew," the laser blasters used by his new Space...
Ted Cruz Wants To Make Sure Trump’s Military Parade Money Isn’t Diverted To Veterans’...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With his military parade on ice, for now at least, President Donald Trump is preparing to pivot toward something else, though...
Trump Rolls-Back Obama Era Endorsement of Oxygen
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that Donald Trump's main objective as president has been to rollback, dismantle, and destroy...
Mexican American Has Surprisingly Little Problem Believing Trump Has Used The N-Word Before
LOS CHINGADEROS NARANJOS, CALIFORNIA -- Whether or not the sitting President of the United States is on record as having used one of the...
Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While there has been much buzz and speculation about the Trump administration's proposed Space Force, what no one on the Hill...
Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past three years, the NFL has been grappling with how to placate conservative and liberal fans of football, thanks...
Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- While multiple wildfires engulf parts of California, world famous televangelist Pat Robertson has begun to float some theories as to...
Trump’s Lawyers Release List of Questions They’ll Allow Mueller To Ask Their Client
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no secret on the Hill that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been attempting to secure an interview with President Donald...
While Punching Orphan In The Face And Spitting On Nun’s Tits, Trump Complains of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is truly and utterly confounded by what he calls "negative" press coverage of his administration. He calls the...
Local Trumper Shocks Town When He Demands They Take Down Statue Of Robert E....
HOBART, ARKSANSAS -- Clem O'Connell loves American history, and he considers himself a "foreskin scholar" on the subject.
"I've been learned by all the best...
