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Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The mounting tension between President Donald Trump and his Chief of Staff General John Kelly has been one of Washington's least...
Trump Hotels Will Start Offering Fine Smocked Salmon and Other Meats Starting in 2019
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Donald Trump Jr. announced today that all Trump hotels will begin to offer a selection of "the bestest smocked...
White House: Frantic, Raving, Unhinged Tweets Prove President Trump Is Not Panicking About Mueller...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Deputy Jr. Press Secretary Tom Thompaulsen told reporters in a briefing today that despite what it might look like...
Trump Promises Supporters He’ll Never Die ‘Like That Cuck Bush’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite prior tensions between the Bush family and President Donald Trump, the alleged billionaire and reality-TV host still ended up attending...
Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a day that many in this country thought would never come, but nevertheless has arrived and given all Americans hope...
Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ held a holy press conference today from the corporate headquarters...
Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During a conference call with shareholders this morning, a Fox News executive expressed concerns about a new "worldwide news...
Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Leading up to the 2018 mid-term election -- one that saw his party lose control of the House of Representatives in...
Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to "pardon" a turkey in the week leading up to...
Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, President Donald Trump unleashed another torrent of angry tweets about Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian...
