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Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz

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PUTA RACISTA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- When right-wing firebrand commentator and flaming cross in a dress Ann Coulter released her new book, "Resistance is Futile,"...

David Dennison Issues Statement: Donald Trump Never Told Him About Don Jr’s Trump Tower...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Alleged billionaire businessman and former Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal lover David Dennison has issued the following statement in regards to...

Donald Trump Vows to Make Hazzard County Great Again

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Hazzard County, GA -- Ever since TV Land's cancellation of the immensely popular long-running television series, The Dukes of Hazzard, the residents of Hazzard...

Donald Trump Reveals That He’s Really Andy Kaufman

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Washington D.C. -- Donald Trump shocked not only his staff, but the entire world today when he revealed he was actually Andy Kaufman. According to...

After Divorce, Donald Trump Jr. Hopes To Follow In Daddy’s Footsteps

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Rumors have begun swirling that Donald Trump Jr., the President of the United States' son, is headed toward a...

A Statement On Cowardice From President Donald Trump’s Bone Spurs

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC -- the Conservative Political Action Conference -- and he pulled no punches when...

Model and Adult Film Star Drops Bombshell: ‘I Have Never, Would Never, And Will...

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VALLE DE COGER, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, former Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal, in an exclusive for The New Yorker, revealed that she carried on an extramarital...

MENSA Finds “Genius” Donald Trump’s Membership Card

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ARLINGTON, TEXAS -- The executive team of American MENSA, a long-running organization whose membership is comprised of geniuses, has released a statement following a...

Donald Trump Jr. To Have Breakthrough Plastic Surgery For His ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's son will be undergoing a radical, experimental new plastic surgery procedure, and the hope is that when...

Disney Needed Russian Imagineers To Finish Installing Donald Trump Animatron In Hall of Presidents

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ORLANDO, FLORIDA -- In their Magic Kingdom at their Walt Disney World resort, Disney has an attraction called The Hall of Presidents. Utilizing robotics,...