Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #5)

Total: Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Week #5): zero

Total: Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Places of Christian Worship Converted into Abortion/Gay Marriage Drive-Thrus (Week #5):

zero

Total: Places of Christian Worship Converted into Abortion/Gay Marriage Drive-Thrus (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Christian Men Forced to Perform Gay Sex on Other Men (Week #5):

zero

Total: Christian Men Forced to Perform Gay Sex on Other Men (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Incestuous, Pedophilic Marriages Approved By State Governments  (Week #5):

zero

Total: Incestuous, Pedophilic Marriages Approved By State Governments (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

  Total: American Citizens Turned to Pillars Of Salt (Week #5):

zero

  Total: American Citizens Turned to Pillars Of Salt (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

 Total: Sadly and pathetic people with nothing better to do than whine about adults being able to love and marry whomever they want:

An “Absolutely, Positively, Ginormous” Fuck Load.

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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