Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #4)

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Total: Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Week #4): zero

Total: Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Christian Churches Closed and Turned into Gay Bars (Week #4):

zero

Total: Christian Churches Closed and Turned into Gay Bars (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Bestial Marriages Sanctioned by State Governments (Week #4):

zero

Total: Bestial Marriages Sanctioned by State Governments (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Raptures and/or Armageddons Initiated by God in Response to Gay Marriage (Week #4):

zero

Total: Raptures and/or Armageddons Initiated by God in Response to Gay Marriage (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Complete and Utter Breakdowns of Society, Law and Order (Week #4):

zero

Total: Complete and Utter Breakdowns of Society, Law and Order (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Religious Zealots Who Have No Clue How the Constitution or American Government Works and Still Are Crying About “Judicial Activism”:

“A national tragedy-sized number.”

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