Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #4)

Total: Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Week #4): zero

Total: Traditional Marriages Ruined by Marriage Equality (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Christian Churches Closed and Turned into Gay Bars (Week #4):

zero

Total: Christian Churches Closed and Turned into Gay Bars (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Bestial Marriages Sanctioned by State Governments (Week #4):

zero

Total: Bestial Marriages Sanctioned by State Governments (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Raptures and/or Armageddons Initiated by God in Response to Gay Marriage (Week #4):

zero

Total: Raptures and/or Armageddons Initiated by God in Response to Gay Marriage (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Complete and Utter Breakdowns of Society, Law and Order (Week #4):

zero

Total: Complete and Utter Breakdowns of Society, Law and Order (Since 6/26/2015):

zero

Total: Religious Zealots Who Have No Clue How the Constitution or American Government Works and Still Are Crying About “Judicial Activism”:

“A national tragedy-sized number.”

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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