This Republican Explains His Party’s Opposition to Barack Obama’s Climate Accord

We knew they’d be again’ it. They’re again’ anything that rascally Democrat in the White House says, does, thinks, burps, farts, coughs or sneezes. So when he goes and signs a deal to reduce carbon emissions with China, of course the Republicans would have a problem with it. Who needs science and facts when you have rhetoric and lies? This Republican tells us why his party is against the international climate change pact with the world’s largest polluter that President Obama signed.


James Schlarmann
James Schlarmann
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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