Politician and Pundit 2014 Christmas Gift Ideas (VIDEO)

Christmas is coming and that goose is getting really fat. Which of course means everyone in the entire country is most concerned with that to get their favorite politician or political pundit for Christmas. You know, to honor that tradition of Americans buying more free shit for people who already get the most free shit and then half of them turn around and complain about extremely poor people getting help eating and not dying out in the middle of the street?

But what if you don’t know what to get your favorite political personality? Fret not! The Political Garbage Chute has some suggestions for you in the video below.

httpv://youtu.be/Kb_OavxJ1xE

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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