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Doctors Rushing to Perform Spinal Implants on Congressional Democrats Still on the Fence About...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional sources are confirming at the time of publication that a large staff of spinal surgeons has been summoned to the...
Anonymous Staffer Offers to Give the ‘Lewinsky Treatment’ to Trump So Republicans Will Support...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give President Donald Trump a "beejer in the Oval Office," provided...
Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump hosted the annual White House Easter Egg Roll and took the opportunity to shout "NO COLLUSION, NO...
Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has offered to give President Donald Trump a "beejer in the Oval Office," provided...
Trump Shouts ‘NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!’ in Every Child’s Face at White House Egg...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and Third First Lady Melania Trump hosted the annual White House Easter Egg roll this morning.
It is the...
Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One
MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report that he says fully exonerates his behavior and actions, President...
Trump Says He Cannot Be Impeached for ‘Attempted Crimes’ Like ‘Conspiracy, Obstruction, or Murder’
MAR-A-LAGO -- As Air Force Individual-1 readied to take off from Florida for the nation's capital, President Donald Trump told reporters that if Democrats...
6 Inanimate Objects Smart Enough to Know They’re Breaking the Law and 1 Donald...
Yesterday, the world got its first taste of the long-awaited Mueller Report. While legal scholars and political pundits wrangle and wrestle over what the...
French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral
VILLE OÙ LES FEMMES DANSENT NUES, FRANCE, FRANCE -- Firefighters battling the blaze that immolated parts of the famed Notre Dame cathedral in Paris...
Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil Recipe from Mueller...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly in a state of anger and disbelief, outraged that his attorney general released a redacted version...
