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We Corrected All of Trump’s Lies in His Wall Street Journal Letter to the...
Yesterday, Rupert Murdoch's print version of Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, published a diatribe written by former, one term, twice forever impeached President Donald Trump,...
Twitter Tells Trump He Can Have His Account Back
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, former one term, twice-forever impeached President Donald J. Trump filed paperwork in court demanding that social media...
Ivanka Confirms No Change in Her Dad’s Balls Since Getting COVID-19 Vaccine
NEPOTISM LAKE, FLORIDUH -- It's probably the most frequently asked question at every American dinner table this week: Will getting a COVID-19 vaccine shot...
Milley Advised China to Send McNuggets to the White House to Appease Trump
During the final days of the Trump administration, a new book reveals that Retired Gen. Mark Milley, Joint Chiefs of Staff, went around the...
Paul Ryan Researched How to Sneak Ambien Into Big Macs After Trump’s 2016 Victory
According to newly published reports, Donald Trump's election in 2016 blindsided former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI) so much that he researched...
Ivanka: “I Know for a Fact Daddy Could Pull-Out Better”
LAKE DAUGHTERLUST, FLORIDA -- All across pro-MAGA media, President Joe Biden is getting hammered for how the military has handled the planned withdrawal of...
Trump Blames Taliban Retaking Afghanistan on Biden Not Sucking Up to Them
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- The former, one-term, twice forever impeached 45th Smartest President of the United States issued a statement this morning, slamming the...
Trump Pressured DOJ to Sue Biden’s Blue States for Hurting His Feelings
Details of the days leading up to and following the 2020 presidential election are still trickling in. Perhaps to not many people's surprise, the...
On His 60th Birthday, Obama Finally Releases His Real Birth Certificate to Donald Trump
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- He's been after it a long time. Friends say there's only one thing he's been more fixated on getting his...
Trump Orders McCarthy to Put the Former First Lady on January 6th Commission
BAD MINCER, NEW JERSEY -- This morning, former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump met with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA)...
