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Trump Wants U.S. to Sell Mexico the Iraqi WMD to Fund Border Wall

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President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he'll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.

Trump Orders All Removed Confederate Monuments Replaced With Statues of Vladimir Putin

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President Trump has ordered that any statues depicting figures from the Confederate effort in the Civil War be replaced immediately.

Trump Orders Statue of Confederate General Covfefe, Hero of Bowling Green, Be Left Intact

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The president has issued an executive order protecting one statue erected in honor of a confederate general, and may issue more.

Trump Wants Immigration Limited to Women Who Want to Be His Wife One Day

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Immigration reform is a tough, messy topic without many easy answers. Unless you're President Donny Trump. Then it's easy AF.

Raving, Power Mad Lunatic Threatens Nuclear War, Also North Korea Makes Threats

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The United Nations has started an emergency meeting of its security council as the drums of nuclear war pick up their pace.

Trump Encourages Cops to Grab Female Suspects By Their Pussies

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President Donald Trump doubled-down on his rhetoric that cops should be much more willing to physically abuse suspects than before.

Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions...

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.

Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated

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Just after re-instituting a ban on transgender soldiers, Trump rolls back more of what conservatives call the "social experiment"ing within the military.

Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do

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If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?

President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For...

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After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.