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Republican Angry ‘That Fundie A-Hole’ Didn’t Endorse ‘That Orange A-Hole’
An angry Republican discusses Cruz, Trump.
Roger Ailes Denies Gretchen Carlson’s Allegations Because He Knows ‘No One Would Fuck Me’
Ailes said when "someone looks at or listens to" him, it 's "readily apparent that [he is] as desirable a lover as a bucket of vomit covered in AIDS blood."
You’ll Never Guess Which Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump!
A famous former president has endorsed Donald Trump.
Ted Cruz: Trump shouldn’t be president because he’s ‘less subtly disgusting than me.’
Ted Cruz wants you to pick the lesser of two cancers.
Marco Rubio Seen in Comedy Cellar, Woodshedding New Trump Material
Marco Rubio tries on the yuks to get the votes.
Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.
Old Lady Politely Refuses Jeb Bush’s Help Across the Street
No one wants or needs Jeb Bush's help these days.
Sad Libertarian to Investigate Why Candidate No One Voted For is Dropping Out of...
Rand Paul is quitting and that has this libertarian very upset, and believing in a conspiracy against him.
Reince Priebus Fashions Donald Trump Analogue Out of Bag of Farts for GOP Debate
Without Trump in tonight's debate, Reince Priebus was left to scramble for a solution.
Terrified Reince Priebus Finally Realizes No GOP Candidate is as Electable as Mitt Romney
Sources say Reince Priebus is finally realizing his entire candidate pool makes his party look terrible, but what can be done about it now?