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Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s Next State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal with Shire US, Inc, who manufactures the drug Adderall. The terms of the...
McConnell: “American Justice is a Fair Trial Where the Jury is Corrupt, Evidence is...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the impeachment process is laid out clearly in the United States Constitution, the when, where, why, and how of it...
Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3
U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows when he implied that American bombs could possibly target 52...
Bush Offers to Give Trump ‘Counselship and Tacticalistic Advice’ on Conducting Middle East Wars
DUMPHUQ RANCH, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush, since he left office after his two terms, has maintained a relatively low profile. Despite...
Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's most intelligent son named Eric was spotted at a Manhattan pet store, shopping for a bevy...
Lindsey Graham: “Real Patriotic Americans Fully Support President Trump Wagging the Bone Spurs”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If America is on the brink of war with Iran, President Donald Trump can count on the support of most of...
Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution
Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
TIME Promises Trump They’ll Name Him “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing C_ _t of the Year”...
This morning, the world's most most powerful petty and jealous man in the free world used the enormous weight of his office, the highest...
Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding C_ _t
A new study from the National Institute of Studying Really Obvious Stuff (NISROS), published today in the New American Journal of Published Studies claims...
Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office
Jesus Hubert Christ made headlines over the past weekend by writing and publishing a blistering editorial in his personal newsletter, "Me-stianity Daily." In the...
