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Fearing Another Whistleblower, President Bans Tea Kettles From White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the President of the United States issued an edict, demanding that all whistles and things that can whistle be...
White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Trump campaign manager and central Mueller Report figure Corey Lewandowski testified before a House Judiciary Committee hearing this morning. It...
Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House
HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on Fox News this morning. It was her first such appearance...
White House Releases New Official Presidential Portrait
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House officially released a new presidential photographic portrait today. The administration is insisting that the photo is "100% accurate-ish"...
Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos Convince White House to Rush Thousands of Rakes to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House has issued an order to the United States Postal Service to rush ship as many rakes is as...
White House Engineers Will Downsize the Trump’s Big Red Button
Sister publication The Pastiche Post has reported this week that a major change is being undertaken at the White House this summer, and it...
Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government's top engineers are working hard to retrofit the button that presidents have at their disposal to launch a nuclear...
Baltimore Rat Feels Right at Home Visiting White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A rat from Baltimore has been in the nation's capital for the last few days, visiting friends and family. During his...
Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In recent days, President Donald Trump has renewed his attacks on his predecessor.
Mr. Trump's political career began specifically in response to...
Women for Trump Teams Up With Chickens for McNuggets to Throw White House Campaign...
The White House will play host to a special dinner gala celebration of the couple of things President Donald Trump has done that he...
