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Trump: “What’s The Point of Lying If Jerks In The Press Are Going To...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at the media again this morning, this time accusing them of "twisting and distorting lies"...
Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Moron T. Dumbfuck and his steady, faithful servant Nurse Billy Q. Stupid-Ass are undeniably two of the most important medical...
Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products
After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has decided to cut its Donald Trump line.
Kellyanne Conway Says The Trump Economy Can ‘Easily Handle’ 17 Million Americans Filing for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump tries to help the nation navigate what he and his coronavirus response task force believe will be...
Trump Thanks Those Who Have Died from Coronavirus for Bumping Up His Briefings’ TV...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump took to Twitter this morning and did something no one could have possibly predicted based on the hundreds...
Whiny Bitch Says He’d Suck Less at COVID-19 Response If Media Wasn’t So Mean...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, fat, whiny, entitled, spoiled bitch stood in the White House press briefing room and insisted to reporters yesterday that...
CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest and most critical times in its existence, the Centers for Disease Control has...
Alex Jones Says Trump Administration Can Use Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect Americans
CABEZA MIERDA SPRINGS, TEXAS -- Far-right shock jock Alex Jones went off on quite the rant during a recent edition of his no-award winning...
Coronavirus Quarantine Forces Trump to Officially Move Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines for combating the pandemic spread of the novel coronavirus until...
Trump Says Signing Coronavirus Stimulus Makes Him ‘Pretty Much Really As Heroic As Doctors...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump signed the massive $2 trillion coronavirus relief stimulus package into law, one source close to the president says...
