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55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To...
As of the time of publication, the United States of America has officially reported 55,564 deaths from the pandemic outbreak of COVID-19, or the...
Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held a Zoom video conference call with one another to "catch up," sources say,...
NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out...
This week, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Moscow) seemed to put the kibosh on any more coronavirus stimulus packages. On the same day that...
Trump Suggests Using Windmill Cancer Treatments to Fight Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For several days, and even a few weeks, President Donald Trump urged Americans and medical professionals to consider using the drug hydroxychloroquine...
Trump Says Americans Without Toilet Paper Can Wipe With the Constitution Like He Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As his administration grapples with how to best coax states into restarting their economies, President Donald Trump addressed an issue related...
Treasury Orders Trump’s Mushroom Stamp on Coronavirus Stimulus Checks
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Treasury Department issued an order late last night that some say could have an impact on when some Americans...
Trump Demands Obama’s Long Form Biden Endorsement
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, former President Barack Obama endorsed the presidential campaign of his Vice President, Joe Biden. In a video more than ten...
McConnell Says Trump’s Dick Tastes Like ‘Total Authority’ to Him
COAL BONER, KENTUCKY -- President Donald Trump suggested during a recent coronavirus task force press briefing that he alone has the final say in...
Trump Assures Governors He Stands Ready to Take Credit for Their Hard Work Battling...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with the nation's fifty governors, President Trump assured each state's chief executive that he is "standing by" and...
Trump Wonders If Doctors, Nurses Could’ve Saved As Many Lives Without His Own Dick...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there's one thing Americans have learned about their dear president, it's that he's usually very reticent to talk about himself,...
