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Trump’s Doctor Worried When Physical Reveals No Human Heart Or Brain
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Traditionally, American presidents as far back as the 1970's have submitted to an annual physical exam.
Roughly half of the men who...
Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's Russian headaches will not go away.
For over a year, allegations of connections between Russia and his campaign, now...
Pentagon UFO Program Makes Trump Demand Wall Be 70 Miles High
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump broke his silence on the Pentagon's top secret, multi-billion dollar mission to investigate UFOs this morning.
Last week, The New...
Literally No One Volunteers To Help Ann Coulter Qualify For Childcare Tax Credit
"The kinds of creatures offering to willingly mate with Coulter are who you'd imagine at a Klan rally butt fucking each other's cousins while they watch Mississippi Burning and root for the cover-up."
Trump’s Judicial Nominee Unsure What To Do When Handed “Judge’s Hammer Thingy”
"Look everyone! I'm Thor! I'm Thor!"
President Trump Wants Nuclear and Presidential Luggage Codes Be Changed to 1-2-3-4-5
Donald Trump wants simpler nuclear and luggage codes.
Donald Trump Jr. Plans To Invoke Attorney-Dumbfuck Privilege At Every Future Russia Hearing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president's son spent hours getting interviewed by the House Intelligence Committee about his actions...
Trey Gowdy Promises To Get To Bottom Of Connection Between Michael Flynn’s Russian Contacts...
"Hillary Clinton is clearly to blame for this, as she is to blame for literally everything that has ever happened."
Trump Tweets “Sand Ni**er” Twenty One Times In A Single Tweet
"Why even hide it anymore?"
House Republicans Place Massive Wheelchair Order To Help Its Caucus Members Who Shoot Themselves...
WASHINGTON DC — In an announcement made at the Republican National Committee headquarters in Washington earlier today, GOP Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel told reporters that...
