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McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President...
Billy Joel Says McConnell Was Inspiration for “Only the Good Die Young”
NEW YORK STATE OF MIND, NEW YORK -- Singer/songwriter and piano man Billy Joel was speaking to reporters today outside his New York home....
Nation Devastated to Find Out McConnell Will Probably Recover From Fall
Over the weekend, news broke that Senate Majority Leader and Satan's Best Friend Mitch McConnell fell and injured himself. Reportedly, Senator McConnell fell in...
“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told the American people he's "sick and tired" of what he...
McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, perhaps feeling public pressure after leading the effort to block two legislative attempts to secure next...
McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell forcefully insisted that the entirety of whatever it...
McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President...
Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to institute voter ID laws in as many states as they...
McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit His Entire Dick In There
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell forcefully insisted that the entirety of whatever it...
McConnell: Republicans Poised To ‘Fulfill Constitutional Duty To Dehumanize And Insult Sexual Assault Victims’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With Senator Jeff Flake confirming that the rumors of his having an emergency spinal transplant were false, it appears very likely...
