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Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS”...

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Vice-President Pence got to cast a tie-breaking vote that helped take women's control over their own vaginae away, which pleased him so.

DeVos, Pence Want To Give Teachers The Freedom To Teach Their Classes In Tongues

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Secretary of Education DeVos and Vice-President Mike Pence want to give teachers the ability to each in any language - or tongue - they want to.

VP Pence Suggests Tearing Down Wall Between Church And State And Using It To...

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If you ask Mike Pence, the wall separating church and state in this country could be dismantled and put to much better use.

Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All...

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Co-President Donald Trump really wants you to believe he alone makes all the decisions, and he just got permission to tell us all that himself.

Indiana Gov. Pence Shocked So Many People Knew They Were Living in 2015

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Indiana Gov. Mike Pence wasn't aware that so many people own calendars.

Naming Marjorie Taylor Greene His VP Would Double the IQ of Trump’s Ticket to...

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Former President Donald Trump really wants to make an attempt at a third popular vote loss in next year's presidential election. Though Trump has...

Kari Lake Tells Newsmax She Can Prove The Eagles Actually Won Super Bowl LVII

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In an interview this morning, certified election loser and Not Arizona's Governor Kari Lake informed Newsmax that she has "irrefutable proof" that it was...

Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

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FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last night, and former President Donald Trump is lashing out against...

Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

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This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck -- who has yet to win the popular vote in any election he's entered --...

Op-Ed: Ted Cruz Encouraged Me to Storm the Capitol and Now He’s Calling Me...

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The following editorial was written by William Bobilly, a 47 year old out of work, non-union electrician. Mr. Bobilly is currently in a maximum...