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Boebert Demands CEO of Antifa Testify Before Jan. 6th Commission
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She voted against its formation, but freshman Qongresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado told reporters this morning that if the January 6th...
Lying Sack of Shit Hired By Network Full of Lying Sacks of Shit
Sacks of shit sure do tend to sack together.
UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag
Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a "horse-faced racist cuntrag," according to internationally accepted laws and standards governing...
Trump: “This Book Has Absolutely No Pictures of Titties In It”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump cited the Insurrection Act of 1807 and had federal officers use tear gas to disperse peaceful protesters...
Trump Thought Secret Service Would Take Him Golfing When He Begged to Be Put...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests against police brutality have erupted all over the country since footage of a Minneapolis police officer kneeling on a black...
Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't have to tweet. There is no clause in the United States Constitution that requires any social media company, much...
Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Americans witnessed a sight they'd never seen in the 244 year history of the nation when a 73 year old,...
Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows the Department of Justice to drop the charges against retired...
Doctors Discover Fatal Rectal Cancer in Department of Justice
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the nation's capital discovered what they're calling the "most aggressive, repugnant, fatal rectal cancer" of their collective medical careers...
President Says Special Kool-Aid Will Protect Americans Returning to Work Without COVID-19 Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a secret that President Trump and many of his allies in Congress are desperate for states to end their...
