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Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

James Schlarmann - April 13, 20180

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has offered her services as attorney to President Donald Trump during any...

Man On 30 Day Facebook Suspension Didn’t Steal Anyone’s Data, He Just Shared A Tide Pod Meme

James Schlarmann - March 20, 20181

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA -- At the time of publication, Jim Shlarmensch has 23 days, 17 hours, 43 minutes, and 28 seconds left on his...

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Trump Supporter Wants Trump Wall Extended From Mexico To Bangladesh

James Schlarmann - December 12, 20170

COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing blogger, YouTube personality, and social media star Jethro Bohiggins told his podcast audience last night that the failed...

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Donald Trump Jr. Plans To Invoke Attorney-Dumbfuck Privilege At Every Future Russia Hearing

James Schlarmann - December 7, 20170

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president's son spent hours getting interviewed by the House Intelligence Committee about his actions...

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Trump Crosses Outside Crosswalk And John Dowd, His Lawyer, Argues Presidents Can’t Jaywalk

James Schlarmann - December 5, 20170

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- John Dowd, personal lawyer to President Donald Trump, has seen his name recognition skyrocket in the last 72 hours, but perhaps...

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