Donald Trump Jr. Plans To Invoke Attorney-Dumbfuck Privilege At Every Future Russia Hearing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president’s son spent hours getting interviewed by the House Intelligence Committee about his actions…
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Trump Crosses Outside Crosswalk And John Dowd, His Lawyer, Argues Presidents Can’t Jaywalk
WASHINGTON, D.C. — John Dowd, personal lawyer to President Donald Trump, has seen his name recognition skyrocket in the last 72 hours, but perhaps…
John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume
“Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?”
Open Carry Activist Shoots Himself, Stops Potential Shooting Incident
An advocate of open carry gun laws tells a harrowing story of stopping a potentially dangerous shooter all by himself.
Russian Pimp Pledges Portion of Piss Whore Proceeds to President Trump’s Legal Defense Fund
President Trump is in need of a legal defense fund to protect himself from allegations of obstruction of justice, and this pimp wants to help.