President Trump Claims He Has Fulfilled His Promise To “Drain The Swamp”
Trump clarifies how he intends to “drain the swamp.”
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Trump: “The Access Hollywood Tape Is As Real As My First Lady’s Orgasms”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising development, President Donald Trump has reportedly begun telling close advisers and elected officials that he believes the infamous…
Awkward Moment As Roy Moore Asks Trump If He’d Trust Him Alone With His Daughter
“Which daughter, Ivanka or Not Ivanka?”
Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter
“Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way.”
White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Seats President Trump At Kids’ Table
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Preparations are underway for a truly historic Thanksgiving dinner at The White House. “In 2009, we had an historic Thanksgiving dinner…
Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him
“There are at least 63 million turkeys to choose from in this country.”
Huckabee Sanders: ‘Working For Trump Doesn’t Mean You’re Connected to Trump Just Because Trump Is Your Boss’
“It’s really easy to understand if you’re not a libtarded cuck.”
Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful
“What are they even protesting, anyway?”
Melania Trump’s Anti-Bullying Initiative Wants President of the United States Twitter-Banned
“Mainly he uses it to lash out like an angry six year old.”
White House Issues Hasty, Blanket Denial After Ivanka Tweets #MeToo
“All this negative covfefe of his relationship with his daughter is a distraction…”