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Princess Ivanka Tells Media ‘Elites’ Their Criticisms Make Daddy Cry On His Golden Toilet
THE HIGH THRONE OF NEPOTISTIC PALACE, UNICORN LAND — Princess Ivanka scolded the American ...
Pam Bondi’s Mouth Leaks $25,000 In Trump’s Cash During Impeachment Defense
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cash totalling $25,000 fell out of former Florida Attorney General Pam ...
Mexico Updates Trump On How Much They’ve Paid For His Wall So Far
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO — The government of Mexico reportedly sent the White House an ...
Trump Promises His Middle East War Will ‘Go Just as Good’ as Bush’s
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s decision to kill a top Iranian military general ...
Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests
DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK — The president’s third smartest male crotch fruit, Donald Trump Jr., ...
Sen. Lindsey Graham Told Judiciary Committee Exact Length He’ll Go To Defending President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Senate Judiciary Committee held a hearing today to discuss the ...
Ted Cruz Vigorously Defends Donald Trump on “Meet The Press” for No Reason in Particular
DOUCHEBAG RANCH, TEXAS — Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), forcefully defended President Donald Trump on ...
Trump Tells President of California Newsom is an ‘Incompetent Idiot’ and ‘Responsible’ for Fire Situation
WASHINGTON, D.C. — There is no amount of love lost between Donald Trump and ...
Trump Rescinds Statue of Liberty Poem
In Trump's America, the Statue of Liberty isn't looking for huddled masses, unless they're ...
Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States
If you're a Trump supporter, chances are you like a familiar brand of porn...literally.
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