“The kinds of creatures offering to willingly mate with Coulter are who you’d imagine at a Klan rally butt fucking each other’s cousins while they watch Mississippi Burning and root for the cover-up.”
“Look everyone! I’m Thor! I’m Thor!”
Donald Trump wants simpler nuclear and luggage codes.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president’s son spent hours getting interviewed by the House Intelligence Committee about his actions…
“Hillary Clinton is clearly to blame for this, as she is to blame for literally everything that has ever happened.”
“The American people need to set their priorities straight.”
“Maybe if this bourbon were 14, 15, or at most 15 and a half years old, Judge Moore would put his lips around it.”
“That arcane constitution really should be reviewed.”
The Trump Cabinet just loves to fly big jets all over the country at the taxpayer’s expense. Now they’re racing a big gold jet for fun.
President Trump is so desperate to fund his southern border wall he’ll consider selling weapons of mass destruction to our neighbors.