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Tomi Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to...
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tammy Lahren has been working diligently and with very little rest...
Local MAGA Boy: Nike Should ‘Make It Up To’ Trump Supporters and Put Flaming...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already taken all his Nike shoes and burned them, he...
White House Releases List of Upcoming Summer Concentration Camp Activities
Recently, the Donald Trump administration published a list of events and activities that will campers/detainees can enjoy during their summer concentration camp stay. The...
Man Tying Shoes Sends Tomi Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma
DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at the time of publication that she is in stable condition,...
Trump Takes Out Full Page Ad in NYT Demanding Death Penalty for 11-Year-Old Arrested...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week at Lawton Chiles Middle Academy in Lakeland, Florida, a sixth grader was arrested at school when they refused to say...
Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past three years, the NFL has been grappling with how to placate conservative and liberal fans of football, thanks...
Citing Budget Deficit, Trump Enacts Tariff On Free Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order today that placed a steep 1488% tariff on free speech, with very few carve...
US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner
COLORADO SRPINGS, CO -- A controversy erupted over the weekend when the United States Paralympics Team refused to stand for the National Anthem during their...
Leading Graduating Kindergartners, Trump Briefly Forgets Words to Pledge of Allegiance
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump experienced a brief moment of confusion when leading a local graduating kindergarten class in the Pledge...
Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA -- President Donald Trump has officially disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles football team from a visit to the White House, and the team...
