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Mike Pence Says He Doesn’t Follow Trump On Twitter, Listen To Or Read A...

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Mike Pence is all, like, "Who even is Donald Trump?"

Trump Demands Pence Be Investigated For Not Letting Himself Be Hanged by MAGA Supporters

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FARTS-A-LOT-THO, FLORIDA -- Taking in a second buffet lunch of the day so far,  former one term, twice permanently impeached, defeated President Donald Trump...

Pence Says He’s Forgiven Trump for Jan 6th Because ‘Jesus Said to Spread the...

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MOSES HILLS, INDIANA -- Speaking before a packed, maskless congregation at a prayer breakfast hosted by a church in his home state, former Vice...

Pence’s Publisher Tells Him He Can’t Record Audiobook Until He Removes His Lips From...

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In order to record his audiobook, former Vice President Mike Pence will need to decouple his mouth from his boss's b-hole.

Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border

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America's most bitterly public divorce just got, somehow, even more testy. That's because outgoing lame duck one-term President Donald Trump and his Vice President...

Mike Flynn Says Trump Can Remain Президент навсегда

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MOSCOW, RHODE ISLAND -- Pardoned traitor against the United States, General Comrade Michael Flynn has been quite public about his desire for outgoing, lame...

Pence Told Reporters He’s Been ‘Poked By Enough Guys’ Before Not to Be Nervous...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, wearing a short-sleeved, plaid print button-up shirt, outgoing Vice President Mike Pence received a dose of a coronavirus vaccine. Pence...

Pence Just Realized Sucking Trump Off So Much Cost Him Valuable Talking Time During...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike Pence was so upset by what he just figured out that he cried...

Pence Already Backed Out of Debating With Harris, Because He Can’t Be On Stage...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has already announced that he will not debate Senator Kamala Harris ahead of the general election in...