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TN School Board Approves Only Two Books for Classrooms: The Bible and “The Art...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Marking a change in current trends, a school board in a red state has voted not to ban books...
If We Can’t Fantasize Sexually About the Green M&M or Minnie Mouse, the Commies...
The following editorial was written and submitted to The Political Garbage Chute by Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL). The views and opinions expressed herein are those of...
Tucker Carlson Will Rub Reese’s Pieces on His Ken Doll Patch Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is breaking off what he called a "decades-long romantic relationship," and announced over the...
Remembering When Obama’s Chief of Staff Was Held in Criminal Contempt of Congress
In American history, Real Patriots know one thing -- only Democrats are corrupt. Perhaps, actually, they know two things -- only Democrats are corrupt,...
Man Can’t Find Clitoris or Woman to Debate Gender Wage Gap With Him
CELIBATE HILLS, NEW JERSEY -- 28 year old Matthew J. Palumbo is what many people in his hometown describe as a "loser," a "conspiracy...
Boebert Wants an FDA Update on Approving Bleach Injection Boosters
Congressmoron Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) is an outspoken, devoted follower and gatekeeper of the MAGA political movement.
In 2020, Ms. Boebert, who once gave patrons of...
Biden Signs Presidential Declaration Stating “All Holidays Matter”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an official signing ceremony held in the Oval Office, President Joe Biden declared that for the next 365 days, "all...
Rittenhouse Judge Asks Jury to End Deliberations So He and Kyle Can Attend Proud...
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- Judge Bruce Schroeder and accused vigilante double-murderer Kyle Rittenhouse have a Proud Boy meeting to attend tonight, and so the jury...
Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices
BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI -- Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he has no earthly clue how, exactly, prices in the oil...
Santa Claus Will Require Proof of Vaccination Before Delivering Toys This Year
THE NORTH POLE -- Elected officials like Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) and Rep. Marjhorsey Taylor Greene (Q-GA) are seething, lashing out on social media...
