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DeSantis Demands Disney World Close ‘It’s a Small World’ Because It Promotes Woke Globalism
"...the only black automatons we tolerate are Candice Owens and Ben Carson." - Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) sent an angry...
Report: Candace Owens is Really Tomi Lahren in Blackface
In hindsight, sources close to the situation told us, it was bound to happen sooner later that the cat would get out of the...
Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently kicked off all the major social media platforms last week, and according to...
Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt on Kamala Harris
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He's calling it another one of his "perfect phone calls," but this time President Donald J. Trump didn't ask Ukraine for...
Skeletor Disappointed He Looks More Like Kellyanne Conway After Plastic Surgery
Editor's note: If you find yourself offended by this story, try to remember how ugly someone must be both inside and out to defend...
Trump Asks If Anyone’s Thought to Cure Cancer By Not Screening for Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not really a secret that President Donald Trump's administration is doing everything it can to downplay the number of Americans...
Gwyneth Paltrow and David Avocado Wolfe Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been "contained" in the United States, President Donald Trump is still...
David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though his administration is telling Americans that the coronavirus has been "contained" in the United States, President Donald Trump is still...
Burnett and Trump Teaming Up Again on “The Apprentice: Outhouse”
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Before he was the most powerful man in the free world, President Donald Trump was a reality-TV star.
Some might find it...
A Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump’s Re-Election Bid
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- A former American president has endorsed Donald J. Trump's re-election campaign, sending shock waves through the political commentator class.
Jefferson Davis, the...
