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Surgeon General: Teens and Pregnant Women Should Avoid Cannabis and Driving Cars Off Bridges
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Surgeon General issued a warning to Americans this week, urging adolescents and pregnant women to avoid ingesting cannabis and/or driving...
DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that soon schools all across America will have drastically revised history texts for all school...
Classic TV Show Being Rebooted, Will Focus on Trump Administration
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During the decade known as the 1980's, there were many hit TV shows for audiences to enjoy. One such show was...
Hurricane Dorian Makes Preemptive Strike Against U.S. Nuclear Arsenal
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, the Pentagon is confirming that the United States military is formulating a response to an unforeseen...
Bush Says Trump Should Know How to Pronounce ‘Nookular Weapons’ Before He Uses Them...
CABEZA MIERDA, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush left the public spotlight in January of 2009 when Barack Obama was sworn in as...
Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins was among the crowd at President Donald Trump's MAGA rally....
Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies
When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing.
Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The list of people, businesses, and government officials who President Donald Trump has referred to as an "enemy of the people"...
Trump Hereby Orders Burger King to Always Give Him Extra Ketchup Packets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump broke yet new rhetorical ground in his presidency. In what many described as a fit of rage, the...
Trump Issues Executive Order for Bible Publishers to Delete Commandment Forbidding False Idols
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, during an impromptu press conference and rant session, President Donald Trump referred to himself as "the Chosen One." Trump...
