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A Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump’s Re-Election Bid
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- A former American president has endorsed Donald J. Trump's re-election campaign, sending shock waves through the political commentator class.
Jefferson Davis, the...
Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows
KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he and his wife Michelle have agreed to purchase streaming media company Netflix and...
Trump Considering Sarah Palin as National Insecurity Adviser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing what he called "extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials," President Donald Trump told the media today he was strongly considering former half-term Alaskan...
MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants
RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35 year old right-wing writer Bill Wickidildaugh knows it's that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is...
President Orders ICE to Deport Entertainers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A feud between two entertainers and the President of the United States erupted on Twitter last night after the most powerful...
Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week to "do whatever bullshit their constitutions require" that will change...
Pelosi Stunned and Beside Herself at Sight of Legislators Stopping a Moron For the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) is reportedly still recovering from the shock to her system that watching the UK...
Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has, by his estimation, about 53 different firearms in his collection....
Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward...
Hurricane Dorian is picking up steam and headed toward Florida, having narrowly landfall in Puerto Rico. The island territory of the U.S. had become...
Surgeon General: Teens and Pregnant Women Should Avoid Cannabis and Driving Cars Off Bridges
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Surgeon General issued a warning to Americans this week, urging adolescents and pregnant women to avoid ingesting cannabis and/or driving...
