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TX Man Unsure Whether to Let Cousin Die From Complications or Sue Her For...

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SHITLIP, TEXAS -- Bill Williamson has found himself in some rather unforeseen circumstances before, but he told us during a recent Skype interview that...

Milley Advised China to Send McNuggets to the White House to Appease Trump

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During the final days of the Trump administration, a new book reveals that Retired Gen. Mark Milley, Joint Chiefs of Staff, went around the...

President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order

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You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.

David Koch’s Estate Sale to Include Several Republican Politicians

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GALT, KANSAS -- Billionaire industrialist and Republican mega-donor David Koch passed away after a long battle with prostate cancer, the family announced this morning....

Joe Biden Offers to Just Push His Old Desk Chair to the White House...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, former Vice-President Joe Biden threw his hat into the ring, seeking the Democratic Party's nomination for the upcoming 2020 presidential...

Trump Orders Creation of New Government Search Engine Called “Tru-gle”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. --  President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing his administration to form a new, government sponsored search engine. The order comes...

Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

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WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is sworn in as the Speaker of the House for the 116th Congress of...

Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office, just hours after tweeting his displeasure about Google search results for "Trump news," President Donald Trump signed...

Jim Jordan Legally Changes Name To “Gym Paterno” To Avoid Scandal

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is no longer a congressman named Rep. Jim Jordan, who is from Ohio, and is under intense scrutiny for a...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald Trump reversed his previously stated position and said that, in...