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Trump Issues Executive Order for Dow Jones to Work Like Golf Scores

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the markets opened today, the Dow Jones Industrial average opened ...

Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr is, like, really very unnerved (wink, wink) ...

Trump Orders Brad Pitt Sent to Gitmo for ‘Treasonous’ Oscars Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued an official order to the ...

Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted ...

Pam Bondi’s Mouth Leaks $25,000 In Trump’s Cash During Impeachment Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cash totalling $25,000 fell out of former Florida Attorney General Pam ...