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Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture
Don't ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not unless you want a sarcastic reply.
Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus "Hubert" Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’...
God and his son Jesus "Hubert" are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves "Christian" and then taking things from the sick and poor.
God, Jesus Comment On Trump’s Budget: ‘Fuck That Un-Christian Pile Of Fucking Shit’
God and Jesus just got a look at the details behind Donald Trump's budget. They have some strongly stated opinions and concerns.
God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be...
Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, "Not effing very." The more you know.
Jesus Christ Issues New Commandment: Thou Shalt Just Poop and Get Out, Weirdos
Jesus and his company have a new edict for all their employees.
Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course
Hearing Republicans want to deny Syrian refugees entry to the United States, Jesus Hubert Christ wants to remind so-called Christians how to be Christian.
Jesus to Michele Bachmann: ‘I’m Not Coming Until You Shut Up’
Michele Bachmann thinks violence is on the rise in Israel because Jesus is coming back; Jesus on the other hand disagrees.
J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders...
Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
Jesus Christ Denies Kim Davis’ Emergency Request for Miracle
Kim Davis has another emergency appeal -- this one to Jesus Hubert Christ -- denied.
