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“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told the American people he's "sick and tired" of what he...

Trump Promises: “We’re Only Covering-Up How Innocent I Really, Truly Am, I Pinky Swear!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is a battle currently going on between one-half of the legislative branch of government and Donald Trump's executive branch. There is...

Trump: ‘I Didn’t Obstruct Justice, I Just Tried to Impede an Investigation!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump lashed out the media, Democrats, and Special Counsel Robert Mueller and he explained that he knows "deep,...

Jim Jordan Shreds Cohen Testimony: ‘Total Waste of Taxpayer Dollars’ That ‘Didn’t Get into Benghazi Even Once’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told a right-wing talk radio station today that the hearing held before the House Oversight and Reform Committee...

Courier Hands Cohen Check Signed by President Trump Just Before Entering Capitol Building

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The collective political world is at a stand still, awaiting with great anticipation the public congressional testimony from Michael Cohen, President...

Hillary Clinton Circling Home of Roger Stone Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

FLORIDA -- In the pre-dawn hours this morning, the FBI raided Roger Stone -- a man who has advised President Donald Trump politically for...

Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another shutdown of the federal government under his watch. Now, over ten days after...

Individual-1 Sent Urgent Message To David Dennison, John Barron, Donald Trump, and President of Puerto Rico

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities are reporting that within the last several hours Individual-1 -- the person who FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation believes...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald Trump reversed his previously stated position and said that, in...

Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals circuit judge, has been nominated by President Donald Trump to succeed retiring Supreme...