Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another shutdown of the federal government under his watch. Now, over ten days after…
Robert Mueller
Individual-1 Sent Urgent Message To David Dennison, John Barron, Donald Trump, and President of Puerto Rico
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities are reporting that within the last several hours Individual-1 — the person who FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation believes…
Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald Trump reversed his previously stated position and said that, in…
Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals circuit judge, has been nominated by President Donald Trump to succeed retiring Supreme…
Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do, NOT Hire Criminals With Deep Russian Contacts?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As it becomes clear that Robert Mueller will not finish his investigation into Russian interference during the 2016 presidential election before…
President David Dennison Orders Investigation Into ‘Dishonesty, Chicanery, And Subterfuge’ At FBI/DOJ
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President David Dennison officially ordered an investigation into what he called the “obvious culture of dishonesty, chicanery, and subterfuge” at the…
Trump Directs Michael Cohen To Pay Giuliani $130,000
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As President Donald Trump sees his legal battles heat up, word out of the White House is that he has reached…
Trump Asks Putin If He Should Send James Comey an Edible Arrangement
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump has reached out to his boss and asked for guidance…
Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Sources close to the scene are confirming that former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton has been circling the…
Trump Recuses Himself From Future Clinton Investigations Due To Donations To ‘Crooked Hillary’s’ Campaigns
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump told a stunned looking group of reporters from InfoWars and Breitbart in the Oval Office that…