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Paul Ryan Says He’ll Be Next Speaker, But Only If Chaffetz Can ‘Out-Bench’ Him

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Do you even Speaker, Paul Ryan?
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Paul Ryan: May Jobs Report With 280k New Jobs Proves ‘Obamunism’ Doesn’t Work

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
The May jobs report from the Department of Labor shows 280k new jobs were created, prompting Paul Ryan to condemn "Obamunism."
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“The Official Republican Obamacare Alternative” by Rep. Paul Ryan & Sen. Ted Cruz

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 1
Paul Ryan and Ted Cruz explain the Republican Obamacare alternative.
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Paul Ryan: Lowering Minimum Wage to $0 an Hour Will Get 0% Unemployment

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 3
Speaker Paul Ryan has a radical new theory for how to encourage full employment -- completely eliminating the minimum wage.
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5 Things Paul Ryan Loves About Medicare

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 1
What could Paul Ryan possibly find to love about Medicare? Click the link and find out!
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President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.
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Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is sworn in as the Speaker of the House for the 116th Congress of...
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Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office, just hours after tweeting his displeasure about Google search results for "Trump news," President Donald Trump signed...
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Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald Trump reversed his previously stated position and said that, in...
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Trump Backtracks Backtrack: “I Meant To Say I Saw No Reason It Would Wouldn’t Be Not Not Russia!”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the second time in as many days, President Donald Trump backtracked on a statement he made regarding Russia's culpability for...
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