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Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson told a podcast audience this week that he had a "special message and dire plea" for the...
God Tells Pat Robertson: No One Respects Trump ‘So Shut Up You Doddering Douche’
Televangelist Pat Robertson believes God punished America for disrespecting Trump by allowing the Las Vegas shooting to happen. God disagrees.
Pat Robertson ‘Pretty Sure a Tranny Pooping in Comfort’ Is Why God Allowed Houston...
Pat Robertson has an interesting theory on the Houston flooding.
Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting...
Pat Robertson says the South Carolina flooding is to be blamed on gay marriage, and that more states will flood soon too.
Pat Robertson Wonders If Hurricane Harvey Caused By Awkward Boner During “Magic Mike” Viewing
The 700 Club's patriarch, Pat Robertson, is afraid that a momentary lack of control over his groin reactions brought on Hurricane Harvey.
God To Pat Robertson: “Fuck Donald Trump And Also Fuck You, Pharisee Bitch!”
God has a special message for one of his employees, televangelist Pat Robertson. The message is...not so nice, really.
Pat Robertson Going Against His “Better Judgment,” Waiting Until Matthew’s Dissipated Before Blaming The...
Pat Robertson is showing restraint, even if he doesn't want to.
Christ To Pat Robertson: ‘No, The Stock Drop Was Punishment For Listening to False...
Pat Robertson told viewers of his show that the stock market tumbling was God's wrath in action, God's son disagrees.
Pat Robertson: Not Separating Toys By Gender ‘Puts God’s Bullseye’ On Target’s Stores
Will God smite Target as Pat Robertson predicts for daring to challenge the notion of boys not playing with dolls or girls with G.I. Joes?
Pat Robertson: ‘Get Ready for God To Start Smiting Actual Boy Scouts’
"Clearly, God does not operate on my time table," Robertson said, "because if he did, there'd be a whole lot more dead Godless amoral heathen liberals running around, that's for sure."
