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Corpulent, Fraudulent Loser Who Gets Terrified by Stairs Mocks USNT’s Bronze Medal
He can't kick a can more than a foot in front of him, but Don Trump has some thoughts on the USWNT's bronze medal finish.
Charlie Kirk Wins Gold Medal for Having a Terrifyingly Small Face on a Hilariously...
Right-wing provocateur Charlie Kirk made waves today when he lashed out and criticized multiple-gold medal winning American gymnast Simone Biles, who took herself out...
7 Out of 10 Republicans Want to Give Monarchy a Try Instead
During a press conference today, Jenelle Beenflik discussed the results of a new opinion poll conducted by We Poll You So Hard in cooperation with NPR....
God: “No Other Gods Before Me Applies to Flags Too”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway confirmed for afterlife reporters this morning during his weekly press briefing that one of the Ten...
We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest
This weekend, MAGA social media was incensed by the actions of a black athlete during a non-competitive segment of an athletic sporting event. This...
Liberty Loving Patriot Wants Gwen Berry Deported For Disrespecting America’s Freedom Rag
SHITLIP, GEORGIA -- When someone asks 30-year-old right-wing YouTuber Matthew Palumbozo about nearly any subject, he prides himself on being able to relate his...
Jim Jordan Shares Freedom Fries With the Dixie Chicks While Blasting ‘Cancel Culture’
On a park bench not far from the nation's capitol complex, Qongressman Jim Jordan sits with country band The Dixie Chicks, sharing a large...
Jim Jordan Says Parents Should Decide Which Seuss Books and KKK Pamphlets Their Kids...
Ohio Q-publican Jim Jordan is sick and tired of the cancel culture, and he's ready to defend Seuss's racially insensitive materials.
Brett Favre ‘Thankful’ for Career Full of Head Injuries That Inspired Him to Vote...
Yesterday, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre made national headlines. It's not something that is necessarily new to Favre. Over the course of several years,...
Tomi Lahren Is Publishing a List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest...
BROKE WIND MOUNTAIN, CALIFORNIA -- From a secluded cabin in the mountains of Southern California, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributing racist Tammy...
