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Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours just staring at maps of four states -- Alabama, Georgia,...

Mike Pence Warns Christian College Grads to Be Prepared to ‘Defend Your Theocratic Fascism...

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SHITSBURG, VIRGINIA -- Vice President Mike Pence warned a group of graduates from Y'all Qaeda Holy Trinity Bible College that they will be "victims...

Mike Pence Has No Idea Why He Was Masturbating To Bert And Ernie All...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, a former Sesame Street writer made headlines when he said that while he was writing for the "Bert & Ernie" sketches, he...

VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This year, Vice President Mike Pence will make a joint address to both houses of Congress in a rare move he...

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- ISIS has issued a statement this morning, congratulating Vice President Mike Pence on the religious freedom...

Mike Pence Pretty Sure He Could Kill His Boss And Then Pardon Himself For...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking before a prayer breakfast gathering in the nation's capital this week, Vice President Mike Pence seemed to imply that he...

Study Confirms Mike Pence Thinks About LGTBQ Stuff More Than People Participating In LGTBQ...

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BONTÉ FALLS, WEST VIRGINIA -- Researchers in West Virginia recently published the results of a study they conducted which they say proves Vice President Mike...

Mike Pence Wonders Who He Has To Blow For John Oliver To Write A...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comedian and talk show host John Oliver recently trolled Vice President Mike Pence by publishing a satirical send-up of Pence's new...

Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity

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PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA -- White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice President Mike Pence is in stable condition, but is still...

Flustered Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1817” On All His Checks And Social Policy Initiatives

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the world, despite being the third most powerful man in the...