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Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, our sister publication, Alternatively Facts, published a story about Fox News contributing racist Tomi Lahren's feelings about a...
Tomi Lahren: “Everyone Knows Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”
LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist muppet Timothy Lahren railed against Disney's decision to cast a female of color in...
Tomi Lahren Says NASA’s Black Hole Picture is ‘Reverse Racism’ Because #AllHolesMatter
VALLE INSÍPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist Tomahawk Lahren does not like black holes, and she has made it a lifelong mission of...
Man Tying Shoes Sends Tomi Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma
DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at the time of publication that she is in stable condition,...
Tomi Lahren Outraged at Santa Claus’s 23andMe Results
CAJA DE DIABLA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributor Tammy Lahren told Fox & Friends viewers this morning that she is "completely and totally, like, full-on...
Scientists Of Oz Baffled That Tomi Lahren Not Melted By Glass Of Thrown Water
THE MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ -- With a ha-ha-ha, a ho-ho-ho, and a couple of tra-la-la-las, scientists in the Land of Oz held...
Fox News: Tibia Lahren Uniquely Qualified To Identify Lazy, Low-Skilled People
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last week, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly gave a controversial interview to NPR in which he seemed to indicate...
Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
VAPID VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was about to...
Tomi Lahren Says The Wakanda Forever Hashtag Is ‘Just Like The KKK’
VALLE DE PUTANA RACISTA, CALIFORNIA -- Today right-wing firebrand commentator Tinseltown Lahren told listeners of her new podcast that she was "angry, pissed off,...
Tomi Lahren Watched Trump’s Access Hollywood Tape Instead Of The ‘Godless Sexual Deviants’ On...
VAPID TWUNT, TEXAS -- This morning, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tabasco Lahren told Fox & Friends that she didn't watch the Oscars,...
