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Jesus Christ: “I Said ‘Turn The Other Cheek,’ Not ‘Turn The Other Chamber’!”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Jesus Christ sounds off on the new gun range added to an Alabama church.
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Jesus Christ: ‘It’s Cute’ When Conservative, Christian Americans Think Bernie’s Too Socialist

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Jesus Christ: "They still have the balls to say they follow my teachings? Pfffft."
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Jesus Christ: ‘Bachmann Is Right, I’m Coming Again…For a Sandwich’

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Jesus Christ says Michele Bachmann is right about him coming back to Earth, but wrong about the reason why.
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Jesus Christ to Anti-Abortionists: ‘Maybe You Could Try Taking Care of the Ones That Are Already Born, Too?’

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Jesus Christ has some thoughts on the anti-Planned Parenthood push.
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Jesus Christ Has ‘Had It Up to Here’ With People Using His Name to Hurt LGBT People

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 2
Jesus Christ is really getting tired of the Religious Right's shenanigans.
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Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's briefing earlier today when the crucifix she often wears...
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Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway and his son, Jesus Hubert Christ held a holy press conference today from the corporate headquarters...
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God to Americans: “Your Kids Are Making It Here Faster Than Your Thoughts And Prayers”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, Larry "God" Schumway held a press conference in front of the Pearly Gates, and when asked by...
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God Tells Pat Robertson: No One Respects Trump ‘So Shut Up You Doddering Douche’

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Televangelist Pat Robertson believes God punished America for disrespecting Trump by allowing the Las Vegas shooting to happen. God disagrees.
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Pat Robertson Wonders If Hurricane Harvey Caused By Awkward Boner During “Magic Mike” Viewing

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
The 700 Club's patriarch, Pat Robertson, is afraid that a momentary lack of control over his groin reactions brought on Hurricane Harvey.
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