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Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President
CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA -- With far less than a hundred days before the general election in November, both major party candidates are hard at work...
UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag
Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a "horse-faced racist cuntrag," according to internationally accepted laws and standards governing...
Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but has reconvened a second one with most of the same...
Trump Supporters Are Flooding WalMart Pharmacies With Demands for Alien DNA
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS -- WalMart has announced in a press release today that they are introducing new menu options to their automated pharmacy lines in...
‘CNN Is Fake News!’ Screams Man Loading His Rifle While Entering Accused Pedophile Pizza...
A man claims CNN is fake news while getting ready to personally investigate a story that has been widely debunked as fake news.
President Trump Accuses Obama of Putting ‘Sharia Antifa Hex’ on Tulsa Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a well-kept secret on the Hill that the abysmal attendance at his Tulsa rally over the weekend left President...
Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to controversy, to put it lightly. His show isn't even new...
Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- What, exactly, is "Obamagate?"
To be sure, it's something that King President Emperor Donald Trump is demanding the media pay attention to....
Fat Fuck Attention Whore: “Thousands of People Dying Don’t Hurt My Fabulous TV Ratings!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, America's most powerful elected twatwaffle held yet another klanpaign rally not so cleverly disguised as a vital press briefing on...
Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man -- who somehow managed to get access to America's nuclear launch codes -- held another...
