The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

The longest-running association of morons has officially expelled a sitting member of Congress, a first for the organization. In a press release given to media outlets today, the Moron League of America has kicked...

The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

The longest-running association of morons has officially expelled a sitting member of Congress, a first for the organization. In a press release given to...

Patriotic American Rooting For Socialist Countries to Beat U.S. Women’s Soccer Team

WHISTLING DICK LAKE, FLORIDA -- 34-year-old Marcus Palumbo is a self-described "über patriot," and often tells his friends he "bleeds red, white, and blue."...

Scientists Unable to Predict if Ted Cruz Can Evolve Past Booger-Eating Fascist Stage

To say that Ted Cruz's political career is unique would be an understatement, given that he is -- at least as far as anyone...

Patriot Will Get Vaccinated If The Sunlight He’s Shooting Up His Ass Doesn’t Work First

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins has already fought off two COVID-19 infections, but as he told his audience...
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Patriotic American Rooting For Socialist Countries to Beat U.S. Women’s Soccer Team

WHISTLING DICK LAKE, FLORIDA -- 34-year-old Marcus Palumbo is a self-described "über patriot," and often tells his friends he "bleeds red, white, and blue."...

Greene Accuses FBI Agents of Dressing Like Antifa Disguised as MAGA on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former one term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald Trump still has his ardent supporters in Congress. This, despite the fact that Trump...

Local Man Loves The U.S. So Much He Wants to Install a Permanent Monarch and Execute Millions of Americans

A deranged lunatic and former National Security Adviser told a group of right-wing radical Christian extremists this weekend that is deep, intense, abiding love...

Gaetz and Greene Form Qu Qlux Qlan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) have been holding "America First" rallies in the past couple of...
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Whiny Snowflake Troll Suing Twitter and Facebook for Having Rules He Refused to Follow

DIPPSHITT, NEW JERSEY -- In front of a small group of his friends, a whiny snowflake and former, one-term, twice-permanently impeached president announced that...

Wow! Twitter Hasn’t Banned a President of the United States in Over Five Months!

Holy smokes! It's hard to believe, so you better be seated before you read this epic news that just broke from California's Swilly Corn...

Tic Tac Cock Puts Off Banning App TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A man with a reportedly very small penis has decided that he will not pursue banning social media app TikTok for...

Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't have to tweet. There is no clause in the United States Constitution that requires any social media company, much...

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