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Trump Says Space Force Has Begun Work on Converting Moon into Death Star

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme Chancellor Trump has taken on the self-titled mantle of Emperor,...

Trump Orders Space Force to Build Space Wall

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump Jr. accidentally let slip that his father, President Donald Trump, is in the...

Trump Wants His New Space Force’s Guns To Go “PEW PEW!”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reportedly surprised even his own administration officials when he directed the Department of Defense to begin the process...

Trump Offers Citizenship to Anchor Babies Who Sign Up For Space Force

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump could reportedly be signing an Executive Order at any moment that would effectively end birthright citizenship, even though...

Flint Man To Join Space Force And Undertake Mission to Mars to Bring...

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FLINT, MICHIGAN -- Though the Space Force has yet to begin accepting applications for service, 38 year old Hank Stephens says he intends to...

Trump’s Space Force Laser Guns Will Go “Pee! Pee!” Instead of “Pew! Pew!”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has changed his mind, and instead of going "pew pew," the laser blasters used by his new Space...

Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While there has been much buzz and speculation about the Trump administration's proposed Space Force, what no one on the Hill...

Trump Wants His New Space Force’s Guns To Go “PEW PEW!”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reportedly surprised even his own administration officials when he directed the Department of Defense to begin the process...

Astronaut Worried He Doesn’t Have All The Wrong Stuff For Trump’s Space Force

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CAPE JUSTICE, FLORIDA -- Astronaut Commander Michael Deckster has been one of the world's most highly trained pilots for more than a decade and...

Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious...

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CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA -- Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint "Religious...