We Obtained a Leaked Transcript of Trump’s State of the Union
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Through a completely unforeseen chain of events, this publication received a leaked draft of the speech President Donald Trump will deliver…
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Individual-1 Sent Urgent Message To David Dennison, John Barron, Donald Trump, and President of Puerto Rico
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities are reporting that within the last several hours Individual-1 — the person who FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation believes…
Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald Trump reversed his previously stated position and said that, in…
Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump’s former personal attorney — a man Trump himself referred to as his “fixer” — has reportedly reached a plea…
Dems Float Legislation Directing DHH To Allow Doctors To Refuse Treating Mouth Breathing Religious Zealots
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to the Trump administration’s efforts to overhaul the Department of Health and Human Services to offer legal protections for…
Disappointed Eric Trump Told SpaceX Launch Was Not Actually Santa’s Sleigh
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The president’s second son had to be let down gently this morning by his wife, children, and dogs. All…
Robert Mueller Also Subpoenas Trump’s Accounts With Douche Bank
“All leads must be followed.”
Trump Says Access Hollywood Tape Was Planted By Ben Gozzi To Discredit Roy Moore
“It’s the only theory that makes any sense, really.”
Trump to Use Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for His Trips to Mar-A-Lago During the Winter
“In times of great need, sometimes we all have to sacrifice. And by ‘we all’ I of course mean the plebs.”
Trump Orders All Removed Confederate Monuments Replaced With Statues of Vladimir Putin
President Trump has ordered that any statues depicting figures from the Confederate effort in the Civil War be replaced immediately.