WASHINGTON, D.C. — Under President Donald Trump’s proposed budget, the federal government would drastically overhaul how the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, or SNAP, works….
Engineers are busy in the White House downsizing the big red button that presidents use to launch nuclear strikes to something for suited to Trump.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A shocking development in the nation’s capital today as White House cleaning staff reportedly discovered the long form birth certificate of…
“Frankly, when you say the word ‘nogger’ to me, I can’t think of anyone except Ben Carson.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Preparations are underway for a truly historic Thanksgiving dinner at The White House. “In 2009, we had an historic Thanksgiving dinner…
“Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?”
“We’ll, umm, have Mexico pay for it or something. Later.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr. and Eric Trump will be participating in a new tradition…
“Harvey Weinstein probably doesn’t wanna end up on Killary’s totally real, totally confirmed kill list.”
“All this negative covfefe of his relationship with his daughter is a distraction…”