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Stephen Miller Disappointed to Find Out His New Employer Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...

Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whenever a presidential administration comes to a close, there are dozens and dozens of officials who find themselves in need of...

Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...

Op-Ed: We Need a Cure. Not Even the Coronavirus Deserves to Be Subjected to...

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The following editorial absolutely reflects the views and opinions of this publication, its management, and staff, because he's pretty much the only contributor, and...

Stephen Miller Really Wants You To Put The Goddamned Lotion In The Fucking Basket

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Forget Muslim bans, Stephen Miller, Trump's senior policy guy, wants everyone to put the lotion in the basket, or on their skin.

Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?

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Author's Note: Before reading this column any further, please be advised that I will be discussing a personal medical matter in great, gory detail. If...

Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the country wakes up and reads more and more reports of COVID-19 infections in the Trump administration, the virus itself...

Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The president's Senior White Power Adviser has announced that he is completely immune to the novel coronavirus threatening a pandemic outbreak...

Stephen Miller and His New Bride Enjoying a Lovely Honeymoon Touring Dachau

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DACHAU, GERMANY -- Over the weekend, White House Senior Racism Adviser Stephen Miller got married to Vice President Reverend Mike Pence's press secretary, and...

Stephen Miller’s Hair Says It Doesn’t See Anything Unnatural or Fake Looking About Trump’s...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Senior Fascism Adviser Stephen Miller's hair appeared on a conservative talk radio show this morning and blasted "media elites...