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Rudy Giuliani Mentions 9/11 More Than 5000 Times In Three Minutes While Discussing Mueller Investigation

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It was recently announced that former New York City Mayor Rudolph "Rudy" Giuliani is joining the legal team representing President...

Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received a package from Special Counsel Robert Mueller, addressed to the...

Mueller Grand Jury Issues Subpoena For All Pussies Trump Grabbed Since June 2016

Special Counselor Robert Mueller's grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially very large group -- pussies grabbed by Trump.

Hillary Clinton Personally Sews and Sends Paul Manafort an Orange Jumpsuit

With FBI special counselor Robert Mueller breathing down his neck, former Trump campaign spox Paul Manafort may welcome gifts from anyone.

Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows the Department of Justice to drop the charges against retired...

Sen. Lindsey Graham Told Judiciary Committee Exact Length He’ll Go To Defending President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee held a hearing today to discuss the findings of FBI Inspector General Michael Horowitz' expansive report on...

Jordan Wants Hunter Biden to Testify About Hillary’s Benghazi Connection to Trump’s Ukraine Call

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Trump's Rectum) called on his fellow Republicans in the Senate to demand former Vice President Joe Biden's...

Giant Dummy Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dummy He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he'd be able to do as President...

Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he'd be able to do as President...