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6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election...
Are you in a cult? Exit polling seems to show that at least 74 million Americans self-identify as belonging to a cult called "MAGA."...
RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the phrase "Supporting American Democracy" from their party's platform, published on their website. It's...
Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life
HELL -- Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long battle with COVID-19. Cain, who rose to national prominence in...
Trump Claims Support of the Silent But Deadly Majority
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It might be hard for Americans to believe, but President Donald Trump wasn't the the first president to use the phrase...
Despite Lack of Rent, Obama Looking for ‘Less Racist and Stupid’ Place to Live
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama announced today that he and his family are looking for a new space to call home, despite...
Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr wrote a letter to the judge overseeing the federal government's case against political operative Roger Stone which...
Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska is "just not all that much a fan of holding...
Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's highly likely that no one on the Hill has been all that surprised by how the impeachment trial of President...
McConnell: “American Justice is a Fair Trial Where the Jury is Corrupt, Evidence is...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the impeachment process is laid out clearly in the United States Constitution, the when, where, why, and how of it...
Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama and Federal Judge Merrick Garland have released a statement, following Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's speech on...
