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Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell Announce Plan to ‘F**k It Out’

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell may not like each other, but will that doesn't mean they can't bury the hatchet in a very sexy way.
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News Alarm: Mitch McConnell To Create New ‘Titty Committe’ With Female Chair

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Will Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell be able to get his new mammary-related committee off the ground?
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5 Things John Boehner and Mitch McConnell Will Do After They Shut Down the Government (VIDEO)

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We took a look at a few of the things Mitch McConnell and Johnny Boehner will do once they shut it all down...again.
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5 Things Mitch McConnell Will Do His First Day as Senate Majority Leader (VIDEO)

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If ol' Mitch becomes the Majority Leader in 2015, what will his first day be like? Watch and find out!
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Georgia Runoff Defeats Break Ancient Spell and McConnell’s Dick Turns Back Into Lump of Coal

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It happened with a sort of "cracking" sound, witnesses say. Then, as the crack subsided, a puff of black smoke emitted...
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Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, quite a strong relationship with his former boss. The bond...
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McConnell: “American Justice is a Fair Trial Where the Jury is Corrupt, Evidence is Hidden, and Witnesses Can’t Testify”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the impeachment process is laid out clearly in the United States Constitution, the when, where, why, and how of it...
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“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told the American people he's "sick and tired" of what he...
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McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell forcefully insisted that the entirety of whatever it...
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Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to institute voter ID laws in as many states as they...
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