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News Alarm: Mitch McConnell To Create New ‘Titty Committe’ With Female Chair
Will Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell be able to get his new mammary-related committee ...
5 Things John Boehner and Mitch McConnell Will Do After They Shut Down the Government (VIDEO)
We took a look at a few of the things Mitch McConnell and Johnny ...
5 Things Mitch McConnell Will Do His First Day as Senate Majority Leader (VIDEO)
If ol' Mitch becomes the Majority Leader in 2015, what will his first day ...
McConnell: “American Justice is a Fair Trial Where the Jury is Corrupt, Evidence is Hidden, and Witnesses Can’t Testify”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the impeachment process is laid out clearly in the United ...
“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told ...
McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader ...
Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to ...
Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A worried and anxious Eric Trump bounded into the Oval Office ...
LEAKED MEMO: Obama Meets McConnell, Boehner to Discuss Becoming Tyrannical
Are Obama, McConnell, and Boehner secretly planning to make every militia member's wettest dreams ...
McConnell: Legislating Vaginae Takes Precedence Over Ending Slavery
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has vowed to stall Loretta Lynch's confirmation as Attorney ...
