News Alarm: Mitch McConnell To Create New ‘Titty Committe’ With Female Chair
Will Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell be able to get his new mammary-related committee off the ground?
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5 Things John Boehner and Mitch McConnell Will Do After They Shut Down the Government (VIDEO)
We took a look at a few of the things Mitch McConnell and Johnny Boehner will do once they shut it all down…again.
5 Things Mitch McConnell Will Do His First Day as Senate Majority Leader (VIDEO)
If ol’ Mitch becomes the Majority Leader in 2015, what will his first day be like? Watch and find out!
“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told the American people he’s “sick and tired” of what he…
McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There
WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell forcefully insisted that the entirety of whatever it…
Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to institute voter ID laws in as many states as they…
Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A worried and anxious Eric Trump bounded into the Oval Office this morning, pushing past security and throwing the door open,…
LEAKED MEMO: Obama Meets McConnell, Boehner to Discuss Becoming Tyrannical
Are Obama, McConnell, and Boehner secretly planning to make every militia member’s wettest dreams come true?
McConnell: Legislating Vaginae Takes Precedence Over Ending Slavery
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has vowed to stall Loretta Lynch’s confirmation as Attorney General over Democrats’ hardline stance on anti-abortion language in another bill.
Obama Offers to Trade SCOTUS Pick for Second Amendment
Obama reportedly has an offer for Mitch McConnell on his SCOTUS nomination.