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Studies Show Mitch McConnell in Unique Position to Help U.S. Fund Medicare For All
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nonpartisan coalition of economists has published the findings of an intensive report they conducted, and have concluded that the United...
Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sculptor in the nation's capital almost made quite an embarrassing mistake, but at the time of publication, all seems to...
God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc., one of the afterlife's premier eternal timeshare resorts, told heavenly reporters today that...
Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has decided to hire and "personally not pay for" a private detective to locate...
Economists Predict Medicare For All Could Be Funded For 400 Years By Charging $1...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nonpartisan coalition of economists has published the findings of an intensive report they conducted, and have concluded that the United...
Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nonpartisan coalition of economists has published the findings of an intensive report they conducted, and have concluded that the United...
Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President...
Brett Kavanaugh Turns In List of Civil Rights He Doesn’t Acknowledge to Mitch McConnell
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- D.C. appeals judge Brett Kavanaugh was formally introduced as President Trump's pick to replace outgoing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy this...
Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions...
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids...
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
