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Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall
DELAWARE -- The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government of Mexico today, offering to assist covering any costs incurred...
FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's unclear whether it's true or not, this week President Donald J. Trump announced that he is currently taking hydroxychloroquine,...
Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held a Zoom video conference call with one another to "catch up," sources say,...
Trump Boys Mortuaries Opens Across America’s Heartland
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Never shy about a business venture opportunity, the presidents' two midly cogent older sons, Eric and his brother Donald...
Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to be a man suffering from the worst case of Chronic...
Trump Unable to Identify His Kids on Unlabeled Family Photo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald John Trump was given an unlabeled photograph of his family by Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. Mr....
Hawley: “The Democrats Are Really Terrified We’re Going to Impeach Hunter Biden”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For Freshman Senator Josh Hawley's (R-MO), Rep. Adam Schiff and the rest of the House impeachment managers have not made a...
Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that all hot or cold pressed covfefe sold from their storefronts in the month...
Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to be a man suffering from the worst case of Chronic...
Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For Rare Facial Condition
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's son will be undergoing a radical, experimental new plastic surgery procedure, and the hope is that when...
